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// Ms. Schoeplein brought an assistant Vice Principal from JEB Stuart in to discuss human rights
Guest: ... and during first period, some kid took out some Chipotle and started eating, and I was amazed.
William: *takes out an entire blueberry pie to eat*

 #2886 http://www.tjbash.org/2886 2007-11-22T04:07:21Z 2007-11-22T04:07:21Z −334

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// Julie is listening to music on speakers
Mom: I don't understand these lyrics.
Julie: Possibly because it's in German?

Tags: julie_thatcher

#29 http://www.tjbash.org/29 2005-03-29T17:18:28Z 2005-03-29T17:18:28Z −237

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cpujeff122: kook.
twinofmunin: c.c
cpujeff122: v.v
twinofmunin: >.>
cpujeff122: p.p
cpujeff122: l.l
twinofmunin: egad.
twinofmunin: b.b
twinofmunin: b.d
twinofmunin: BATMAN
cpujeff122: yes!
cpujeff122: p.q
twinofmunin: c.c
twinofmunin: egad.
cpujeff122: dage.
twinofmunin: c.c====
cpujeff122: shifty eyes moving really fast?
twinofmunin: c.c
twinofmunin: shifty eyes shooting laserbeams
cpujeff122: ----->.>
cpujeff122: ooooh.
twinofmunin: see?
twinofmunin: HOBOHLBLOHOBLBLH!   

 #608 http://www.tjbash.org/608 2005-07-01T03:11:39Z 2005-07-01T03:11:39Z −206

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// On a bus ride
Nathalie: Cameron, can you close that window? It's freezing up here.
Cameron: Well it's really hot back here!
Nathalie: Then take off your coat, you moron!   

 #806 http://www.tjbash.org/806 2005-10-13T21:31:54Z 2005-10-13T21:31:54Z −72

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// After many days of Mr. Stueben not returning Dustin's test
Dustin (yelling): Mr. Stueben's eating cheese, cheese, CHEESE!   

 #2093 http://www.tjbash.org/2093 2006-12-06T21:37:31Z 2006-12-06T21:37:31Z −69

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Unknown: What if I started my own church about, like, yogurt?

 #2609 http://www.tjbash.org/2609 2007-07-09T23:30:29Z 2007-07-09T23:30:29Z −52

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// First day of summer school, commenting on how so many of her friends were taking something.
Alexa: Everybody's here! It's like school, only during the summer!

 #137 http://www.tjbash.org/137 2005-04-01T03:12:11Z 2005-04-01T03:12:11Z −49

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twinofmunin: i was going 70 on the greenway and illix was like "PLEASE SLOW DOWN OMFG WAY TOO FAST IT'S FUCKING SNOWING"
twinofmunin: i lvoe driving
twinofmunin: *love

 #1448 http://www.tjbash.org/1448 2006-02-10T23:50:53Z 2006-02-10T23:50:53Z −42

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// APCS
Sarah: Woohoo! My program works for powers and mod now!
Sophomore: Let me get you a cookie. *rummages in backpack*
Sarah: You really have a cookie in there?
Sophomore: The closest things to a cookie here are noodles and a diet orange soda.   

 #1956 http://www.tjbash.org/1956 2006-10-10T13:04:26Z 2006-10-10T13:04:26Z −36

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Brian Hamrick: If the nth binary decimal digit of pi...

 #610 http://www.tjbash.org/610 2005-07-01T04:32:08Z 2005-07-01T04:32:08Z −34

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darkwinggtr: is that an ejaculation to your liking?

 #2579 http://www.tjbash.org/2579 2007-06-12T01:06:48Z 2007-06-12T01:06:48Z −30

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Won Jun: Well you know what else you don't have?? A PENIS!
Chris: Good one. Quality joke. Tell it again. Again. Go. Tell.
Won Jun: Okay, here I go...
Chris: Do it. Go. Now. Now. Now.
Won Jun: Well you know what else you don't have?
Chris: Again, again!
Won Jun: A P E N I S ! ! !
Chris: OHHHH YEEEEESSSSSS AGAIN!
Chris: OH
Chris: OH
Chris: OH
Chris: YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Chris: AGAINNNNNNNNNNNN
Won Jun: Dude,
Won Jun: You know what else you don't have?
Won Jun: A penis!!
Chris: OOOOOOOO MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Chris: DON'T SOTP
Chris: MORE
Chris: MORE
Chris: MORE!

Mr. Hamby: Chris. Shut up.

Tags: hamby

#1109 http://www.tjbash.org/1109 2005-12-15T16:30:55Z 2005-12-15T16:30:55Z −29

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mon: can i have your babies
mon: or actually
mon: i dont wanna get pregnant
mon: soo can i have your sperm
mon: minus
mon: the pregnancy

 #84 http://www.tjbash.org/84 2005-03-30T13:13:07Z 2005-03-30T13:13:07Z −29

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Barney672: angelic sex!
Barney672: how perfect
thetaotao: yes
thetaotao: :)
Barney672: god don't put that in your profile too
thetaotao: ;-)
Barney672: you know
Barney672: i'm just going to keep my big mouth shut

 #3444 http://www.tjbash.org/3444 2008-06-19T02:32:22Z 2008-06-19T02:32:22Z −28

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<qwert> Hi, I found this cool new ubuntu program that I need for my project but it's refusing to work.
<Jack_Sparrow> qwert What is the name
<qwert> Jack_Sparrow: the name is spoon
<Jack_Sparrow> !info spoon
<ubottu> Package spoon does not exist in hardy
<Jack_Sparrow> qwert So it is not from our repos?
<qwert> Yeah.
<qwert> The error says "file too big"
<Jack_Sparrow> qwert Did it say specifically for Ubuntu where you downloaded it
<qwert> Yeah it did.
<qwert> But it keeps saying file too big when I try to run it.
<Jack_Sparrow> Have a link handy
<qwert> No I don't.. sorry.
<qwert> I really need help for this though.. Apparently spoon is too big :(
<Jack_Sparrow> qwert Then I doubt anyone will be able to help..
<qwert> But my spoon is too big!
<Fran89> lol
<Jack_Sparrow> qwert Not from our repos and you dont have a link to it..  = No help
<qwert> I found a link!
<qwert> http://tinyurl.com/5mgdum
<qwert> My spoon is too big :(
<Jack_Sparrow> qwert that is not a link to the file
<qwert> Jack_Sparrow: It isn't? oh sorry.
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Jack_Sparrow
* You have left channel #ubuntu (requested by Jack_Sparrow)

 #2075 http://www.tjbash.org/2075 2006-11-27T23:06:05Z 2006-11-27T23:06:05Z −28

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// TA
Me: Hey A! Wanna here what I wrote for fun?
*says the following code*

NonLatinStudent person = new NonLatinStudent
Discipula me = new Discipula

if(person.insultsLatin())
{
me.hitsWithAShoe(person);
}

A: ...
A: That should be a while loop.

Tags: compsci latin

#2807 http://www.tjbash.org/2807 2007-10-31T02:34:07Z 2007-10-31T02:34:07Z −27

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C: is r b4 m in the alphabet?
C: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuv... nvm

 #3613 http://www.tjbash.org/3613 2008-10-17T17:28:00Z 2008-10-17T17:28:00Z −26

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// Nick is doing a magic trick in class using coins
// After Nick finishes using the trick on Jen
Jen: Where did the coin go? *mystified look*
// Nick performs it again on somebody else, and Jen thinks she sees something else between the coins
Jen: HA! I know your devil ways!

 #2026 http://www.tjbash.org/2026 2006-11-01T02:55:54Z 2006-11-01T02:55:54Z −26

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Person 1: Hey, did you notice Sherwood shaved off his toupee?
Person 2: *laughter*
Person 1: Oh crap! I'm an idiot...I mean... goatee? No, no, soulpatch!

 #1345 http://www.tjbash.org/1345 2006-01-15T23:34:03Z 2006-01-15T23:34:03Z −26

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// Counting off 1-6 to be put in groups.
Kirsten: 1
Jane: 2
Tom: 3
Min: 4
Seon: 5
Linda: 6
Emily: 7. No! 6. Wait 1!!

 #4500 http://www.tjbash.org/4500 2009-11-19T11:23:53Z 2009-11-19T11:23:53Z −25

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// On the bus going home
Student: *points behind the bus* Ohmygod, look - a transformer's behind us!
*people look*
Roman: No, I thought you meant a power transformer.  Seriously.
*a few seconds later, bus passes a power transformer*
Student: *points behind the bus* Ohmygod, look - a transformer's behind us!
Roman: I'm not looking this time...

Tags: tj

#2191 http://www.tjbash.org/2191 2007-01-16T16:59:56Z 2007-01-16T16:59:56Z −25

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// After realizing something about his program in APCS
David English: I feel enlightened...and enlarged!

Tags: david_english

#30 http://www.tjbash.org/30 2005-03-29T17:18:29Z 2005-03-29T17:18:29Z −25

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twinofhugin: if you had a prehensile nose finger, wouldn't you smoke a lot of crack?   

 #3349 http://www.tjbash.org/3349 2008-05-07T00:05:41Z 2008-05-07T00:05:41Z −24

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// 05/06/08, after experiencing a magnitude 1.8 earthquake with an epicenter just miles from TJ
*BOOM*
Students in Dr. Uston's class: OH SHIT!
*ANOTHER BOOM*
Hanwen Xu: Oh dear... I hope it's not my fault...

Tags: hanwen_xu

#1070 http://www.tjbash.org/1070 2005-12-09T04:01:41Z 2005-12-09T04:01:41Z −24

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// Phlyerphan01 has made a horrible pun.
***phlyerphan01 cringes
***Evan Silberman kills you
***phlyerphan01 uses Pheonix Down.
phlyerphan01: *9999 hovers above head*
Evan Silberman: That's just wrong.
phlyerphan01: yes