Campbell: I was watching the hot dog eating contest in Coney Island, which was the first amusement park in the United States. And when this guy beat the all-time winner, the announcer said and I quote "This is the greatest day in American History!"
*Campbell puts hands to face and pretends to cry*
Campbell: *whimpering* That was not the greatest day in American History...
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// Discussing Type A and Type B characteristics in psychology
Majeske: So when are you Type A?
Student: When I get to school, I guess.
Majeske: So when you turn on Braddock Road, do you rip open your jacket and display your Type A-ness?
Class: *explodes with laughter*
Class: ANUS!
Majeske: *facepalm*
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// Discussing the difference between empathy and sympathy
Majeske: There was a woman in Iowa or somewhere in the Midwest, they're all the same. She gave birth to a 14-pound baby.
Student: That's enormous!
Majeske: Enormous?! That's like giving birth to Dumbo! Okay, so who can empathize with the woman?
Student: An elephant?
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