TJbash.org: Quotes of the Week TJbash.org is a quote repository for TJHSST students. http://www.tjbash.org/ 2010-03-11T21:20:42Z TJBash Administrators comments@tjbash.org #4751 http://www.tjbash.org/4751 2010-03-11T02:23:29Z 2010-03-11T02:23:29Z −1

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*Class is asking the Japanese foreign exchange student questions*
Mr. Williams: How do you ask a girl if she has an STD in Japanese?

Tags: williams

#4750 http://www.tjbash.org/4750 2010-03-10T15:10:07Z 2010-03-10T15:10:07Z +3

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// Mr. Forbes is introducing the Van de Graaff generator to AP Physics
Forbes: This has a hundred-thousand volts running through it.  It will kill you, but for me, it equates to slight sexual pleasure.

Tags: forbes physics

#4749 http://www.tjbash.org/4749 2010-03-10T04:03:58Z 2010-03-10T04:03:58Z +6

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// Same day as #4747
// During break between Gov and English most students in the class sign a petition to have class outside
Student: Mrs. MacLean, can we have class outside today? *hangs petition on chalkboard*
Mrs. MacLean: No.
*Fire alarm goes off*
Class: *cheers*

 #4748 http://www.tjbash.org/4748 2010-03-10T02:18:42Z 2010-03-10T02:18:42Z +1

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// In Latin, a random cell phone has just rung.
Ms. Lister:  What IS that?
Julia:  Oh, it's just my calculator.  It rings sometimes.

Tags: julia_arthur latin lister

#4747 http://www.tjbash.org/4747 2010-03-09T20:05:14Z 2010-03-09T20:05:14Z +22

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Student: Mr. Pollet, can we go outside for English?
Mr. Pollet: No.  Some kids might be allergic to bees or sunshine....(goes on about why we cannot go outside)
*fire alarm goes off*
Class: Yes!!!

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#4745 http://www.tjbash.org/4745 2010-03-09T18:47:49Z 2010-03-09T18:47:49Z +21

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// Jad isn't paying attention during Physics
Mr. Rose: Jad, what are you up to? What are you doing?
Jad: Nothing! Physics!
*Mr. Rose takes the book Jad is reading under the desk*
Mr. Rose: What is this, Stephen Meyer, is this good?
Jad: Uh...
// The book is, of course, "Breaking Dawn" by Stephanie Meyer.

Tags: j_rose jad_tabbara physics

#4744 http://www.tjbash.org/4744 2010-03-08T16:31:33Z 2010-03-08T16:31:33Z +3

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Mr. Majeske: What if this is my last government class ever?
Kennan: You'll never forget us.
Mr. Majeske: No matter how much I wish to.

Tags: government majeske

#4741 http://www.tjbash.org/4741 2010-03-07T00:53:40Z 2010-03-07T00:53:40Z −1

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// In energy systems, Mr. Kemp is looking for a good example of an adapter. He rummages around the classroom and comes back with a hammer.
Mr. Kemp: All good learning experiences start with a hammer!
Class: *breathless expectation*
*Kemp finds a stray adapter and commences hammering*
Class: YES!

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#4739 http://www.tjbash.org/4739 2010-03-05T18:40:23Z 2010-03-05T18:40:23Z +24

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Mr. Miller: I've got a question about the Great Awakening. Isn't that what happens when History class ends?

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