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// Discussion of The Kite Runner
Student: Then he put his hand on his shoulder...
Ms. Lewis: He was just looking for an excuse to touch him.
Class: Ooooh!
Ms. Lewis : It's what we call a bro-mance.

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Mr. Montgomery (on the PA): If you hear your name, come on up to the office. Or down. Or over. Whatever.

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// After taking a quiz with an error in one of the formulas
Brian: Dr. Dell, I think that because of this, you shouldn't count this quiz.
Dr. Dell: *sniff* *sniff* What's that I smell? BULLSHIT!

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// In Mr. Latimer's class you need to turn in thinking logs. Student A has been absent and has not turned in a log
A:  Mr. Latimer, do I need to turn in a log the day I was absent?
Mr. Latimer: Well think of what you would have thought about if you were here and turn that in.

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// In AI while Mr. Torbert is giving a lecture
// An announcement over the PA declares a level 2 lockdown drill
PA: Will all non-crisis-management security staff please secure the hallways...
Torbert: "Non-crisis-management security staff"? Isn't that like non-instructional teaching staff...?

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// Discussing obscenity in Gov
Teacher: I'm trying to imagine Fiona naked, and I'm finding it very difficult.

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// Mr. Torrence is having trouble with his smartboard.
Mr. T: But I don't want to just touch it there!  I want to be able to touch it all over!
*bursts into song* "Oh baby, touch me in the morning!..."

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