// HUM class, talking about random things as usual.
History teacher: Yeah, neutron stars collapse upon themselves until they are smaller than this piece of chalk, *holding up chalk* but they are extremely dense and millions of tons heavy.
English teacher: Wait... i thought mass has something to do with density?
// Second week of school in US/VA HUM
Struck: Listen up! We have something very important to say!
Struck: If we ever happen to have a fire drill, we go this way, down the stairs.
Struck: Not like it would happen any time soon... But if we just so happened to be in this room during a fire drill, that's the way to go.
*Fire Alarm goes off*
Tags: struck
// In tech, talking about microcontroller pins
Karishma: So what's the difference between a female and a male pin?
Mr. Lewis: Well males plug into things and females get plugged into.
Karishma: ... ok!
Mr. Lewis: ... don't worry, you'll learn more about this in FLE.
// Discussing black body radiation and stars in Geosystems
Dr. Stickler: White dwarfs are the hottest.
Student: What's your favorite white dwarf?
Dr. Stickler: I like the guy that's Mini-Me.
Tags: geosystems stickler
// A SysLab kid is visiting the robotics lab and gesturing with his calculator
// Goes to put calculator away
Student A: Wait, is that a calculator holster!?
Student B: Yeah, he actually has two. One's a backup. And he has a melee weapon.
Student B: Which is a sliderule.
// All laughing except Student A, who facepalms.
Student A: ...I don't go to this school.
Tags: syslab
// Coach is deciding when soccer practice will be during break
Coach: And when I say its "optional" it means if you're around, you better be there. No excuses like "I was hanging out with my... cousin."
Jordan: HAHA cousins? Who hangs out with their cousins? I mean, what about boyfriends?
Coach: Jordan you said the "b" word... ON THE LINE
// Class is in a computer lab, which has no flag
Announcements: Will you please stand for the pledge of allegiance?
Students: *stand up and look for flag*
Announcements: I pledge allegiance...
Mrs. Brown: The flag is in your HEARTS, guys! Just say the pledge!
// AP Lang, a student is rewriting an introduction to his piece.
Student: I think I need a good hooker...
Ms. Lebryk-Chao: O_o
Tags: english lebryk-chao
// Is having the domain name 'hardwiki.org' sketchy?
Alexa: Like, as a pickup line.
Lee Burton: Why don't you and I visit my domain... hardwiki.org.
Tags: alexa_silverman lee_burton
// Discussing bad names
Mr. Williams: Oh, what's your middle name?
Teddy: Bruce.
Others: Ooh, yeah, that sucks.
Teddy: Yeah, I was named after an older E. Bruce McNeill.
Williams: Oh that's terrible for a parent to do. I mean, he was probably straight, but it's just sending the wrong message.
Tags: williams
Wil Kilpatrick: Dan Tran, me wearing long pants is like you wearing a t-shirt - it's just not part of the natural order.
Tags: dan_tran wil_kilpatrick
Mrs. Colglazier: Let's have a three way!
Class: ...
Mrs. Colglazier: Ok, we won't go there.
Tags: colglazier topics
// During Accelerated Comp Sci
Stueben: So let me tell you all a story about a little mouse.
*45 minutes later after he explains in great detail how the mouse built a big house in the country, visited the city and almost got killed, and proceeded to tear down his house and move in to the city*
Stueben: Alright. That's it. Get to work.
Class: What was the point of that story?
Stueben: Oh, there was no point, I just tell these stories for my own benefit.
Tags: stueben