// Mr. McFaden is doing a pre-lab rundown in freshman Bio
McFaden: ...And what will happen once the nitrogen comes in contact with the chemical?
Student #1: It'll mix!
Student #2: It'll bubble!
Student #3 (female): It'll explode!
McFaden...that's a Y chromosome answer, young lady!
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Dr. Wood: So it was very hot during the Symposium, and this girl took off her coat.
Class: *Not really paying attention*
Dr. Wood: And then everyone gasped...because she needed a bra, but she wasn't wearing one...
Class: !!!
Dr. Wood: So, don't act like the salesperson who sold two things at once, a couch and herself...
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// In APUS, talking about voter turnout
Sleete: You know who I blame for bad turnout? MTV. Back in one election year, they had a campaign: Vote or die. Paris Hilton was one of the spokespeople. Oh, she wore the shirt, and she was in all the commercials... But she didn't vote. Why is she still alive? I'm waiting for MTV to fulfill its obligations.
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// Doing extra credit for Geosystems in the Smithsonian fossils exhibit
A: Look, it says that 3 billion years ago the "basic fish" evolved. How is it "basic"?
B: Maybe it didn't have many features? *laughs* Yeah, it's Fish 1.0. What came next, Fish 3.1?
C: Yeah, then you get Fish NT, and after 1,000 years of evolution you got Fish ME.
B: What do we have now? Fish XP?
A: Fishta.
B&C: You win.
// Discussing transgender children in Psych
Albert: I think that children who are transgender should wait to live their lives as the opposite gender, because surgeries such as phalloplasty are risky and purely cosmetic.
Mrs. Brown: You've been just waiting to say "phalloplasty," haven't you?
Albert: *grins*
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// Regarding people's Spring Breaks
Brian: I ran away from home for a night.
Student: Did you parents even look for you?
Mr Richardson: And the other part of this story is: he had to break in to the house to get back in.
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