Quote Browser
-
#4090 + ()/72 - [ Report ]
// Doctor's office, day before physics final, three days before the end of junior year.
Doctor: You look tired. Why?
Father: She hasn't been getting very much sleep at all since Spring Break, in March.
Doctor: (angry) Why not?!
Student: I'm a junior at Thomas Jefferson.
Doctor: Oh, okay. -
#4088 + ()/10 - [ Report ]
// It's the last week of junior year
<Spartan97>: I've started coding for fun again.
<Spartan97>: I had to recompile my sanity first.
<ComputerDruid>: What changed in the source of your sanity?
<Spartan97>: I removed the "physics" file.
<Spartan97>: Actually, the whole "junior year" folder. -
#4086 + ()/15 - [ Report ]
// Discussing life lessons on the last day of Diff Eq
Student: Tell us about an adventure.
Dr. Osborne: An adventure? I don't think I have any that are PG-13...
// Later that class
Student: Come on Dr. Osborne, there has to be something you did in college you can tell us!
Dr. Osborne: Very little of what I did in college was PG-13. -
#4078 + ()/6 - [ Report ]
// In French Lit, discussing the essays that were handed back.
Mme. Delfosse (in French): You all really wrote some fantastic essays. Unfortunately, if you had written these on the AP exam, you probably wouldn't have done very well, because the graders are all prudes.
Mme. Delfosse (reading from one of the essays): 'So we see that by the end of the novel, Chauvin really, REALLY just wants to pound Anne Desbaresdes...'
