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#4745 + ()/19 - [ Report ]
// Jad isn't paying attention during Physics
Mr. Rose: Jad, what are you up to? What are you doing?
Jad: Nothing! Physics!
*Mr. Rose takes the book Jad is reading under the desk*
Mr. Rose: What is this, Stephen Meyer, is this good?
Jad: Uh...
// The book is, of course, "Breaking Dawn" by Stephanie Meyer. -
#4741 + ()/1 - [ Report ]
// In energy systems, Mr. Kemp is looking for a good example of an adapter. He rummages around the classroom and comes back with a hammer.
Mr. Kemp: All good learning experiences start with a hammer!
Class: *breathless expectation*
*Kemp finds a stray adapter and commences hammering*
Class: YES! -
#4737 + ()/45 - [ Report ]
Corinna: I KNOW that we have a quiz today, Mr. Richardson, I bet you five dollars.
Mr. Richardson: Okay, then give me the five dollars.
*Corinna hands over the five dollars*
Mr. Richardson: Well, you were right. We _were_ going to have a quiz today... but I would rather have the five dollars. -
#4732 + ()/12 - [ Report ]
// In Quizbowl, K has just called someone an ass, but Mrs. Gecan didn't hear
K: Mrs. Gecan, am I allowed to use the derogatory term for "donkey" here?
Mrs. Gecan: You mean "dumbass"?
K: Well, that too, but I was thinking "ass."
Mrs. Gecan: Oh yeah, that's fine... just make sure it's justified. -
#4676 + ()/36 - [ Report ]
// Discussing stoichiometry shortcut
Dr. Acio: There are five steps. The first step is formula writing, so if you haven't memorized your polyatomic ions yet, you get to step one and you're already screwed. By the last step you'll be owned. And I'll just be going through your test looking at all the ones you got wrong, saying "Owned. Owned. Owned."
