Random Quotes
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#943 + ()/32 - [ Report ]
// During Bio W moved to the front of the room to read the power point
W: *stands up and walks back to his old table*
Mr. McFaden: How come you went to sit with those ugly men instead of *points to the front table* these beautiful women? I think I may need to talk to you... -
#1267 + ()/2 - [ Report ]
// HUM class, talking about random things as usual.
History teacher: Yeah, neutron stars collapse upon themselves until they are smaller than this piece of chalk, *holding up chalk* but they are extremely dense and millions of tons heavy.
English teacher: Wait... i thought mass has something to do with density? -
#2775 + ()/53 - [ Report ]
// Doing the centripetal force demo (swinging a small platform by strings, an object is held on the platform)
Mr. Rose: Now I'm going to do this with a cup of water.
Class: Can you really do that?
Mr. Rose: *starts swinging* Sure, my hand-eye coordination is--
// Cup flies off the platform and at a student, spilling the water everywhere. -
#3103 + ()/75 - [ Report ]
Blake: Mr. Majeske! You didn't get fired?!
Majeske: *headdesk*
Class: ...
Blake: Yeah, so yesterday I was just sitting in the hallway, minding my own business, and Mr. Majeske came over and kind of just loomed over me. So I said "Please don't kick me!" and he said "Okay, I'll just kick your bag instead," and he kicked my bag.
Majeske: And who should be behind me but Dr. Glazer... *sigh*
// Enter Mr. Hardison
Majeske: Can I help you?
Hardison: Just wanted to make sure you were still teaching! *smiles* -
#1842 + ()/283 - [ Report ]
// During summer school lecture
Dr. Acio: So when we're doing labs, I play music, I let kids bring in their iPods and I allow everything except rap. So one day I go look on someone's iPod screen and it says 'Yo Yo Ma' so I go to the kid and say "I told you no rap music" and the kid's sitting there insisting that it's not and I say "it says Yo Yo Ma" and the kid's like "that's his name."