Random Quotes
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#1540 + ()/36 - [ Report ]
// In health, before the "What if I'm Gay?" video
Beau: I think this activity is actually pretty stupid because it relies on biases.
Mr. Hodges: You just hit the point of it exactly.
Beau: Can we watch the video now?
Mr. Hodges: Not yet. We have to discuss this first.
Ryan: But what if I'm gay now? -
#3807 + ()/43 - [ Report ]
// At the beginning of class
Struck: Oh, you guys have a physics test Thursday? What's it on?
Student: Gravitation...
Struck: Oh, well, me and Newton go way back... You know that whole apple thing?
Struck: I actually threw the apple at his head. So all those laws of gravity you know are wrong... -
#2676 + ()/172 - [ Report ]
//First day of HUM 1, Mr. Williams is going around the class asking people what distinguishes them from everyone else
Mr. Williams: So Asha, what's special about you?
Asha: I don't know...
Mr. Williams: Okay, say Asha was really happy one day. So she's so jolly that she runs out of school and skips across Braddock Road. At the same time, Katherine is driving down Braddock Road and sees Asha skipping across. She thinks, "Oh Asha, that bitch! I hate her!" and runs her over. Asha, what would people say about you at your funeral? -
#974 + ()/82 - [ Report ]
// In Dr. Dell's physics class, Junior year 2004. Dr. Dell has stepped out because he forgot the tests in another room. While gone, the class has conspired to pull a trick on he who they have affectionately dubbed "Captain Dell." We enter the quote as Dr. Dell returns to class.
Dr. Dell: Alright. Here we go.
Entire Class: *waves right hand in front of face, left to right, slowly* There IS no test.
*pause*
Dr. Dell: I hate you all. *begins to pass out test* -
#331 + ()/43 - [ Report ]
// An AIM conversation with Dan Wright.
[Dan]: I AM RUNNING OF TO RUSSIA TO FIGHT FOR THE GLORIOUS RETURN OF COMMUNISM
[Amy]: Fine. Run "of" to Russia.
[Dan]: OF TO RUSSIA
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[Dan]: WE DO NOT TYPE WELL IN RUSSIA
[Amy]: ...Technically, that should be in Russian.
[Dan]: WE DO NOT USE BOURGEOIUS CAPITALIST SPELLING
[Amy]: Or capitalization?
[Amy]: Capitalization is too capitalist.
[Dan]: DAMN RIGHT
