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#2040 + ()/44 - [ Report ]
Mr. Zack: If you're gonna try to kill someone, just shoot them. It's really hard to stab someone to death. You have to keep stabbing them a lot of times.
Ayman: What if you stab someone in the forehead?
Mr. Zack: You try stabbing yourself with a knife in the forehead! I mean...wait...not you...well, just trust me. It's hard to stab someone to death. -
#4676 + ()/55 - [ Report ]
// Discussing stoichiometry shortcut
Dr. Acio: There are five steps. The first step is formula writing, so if you haven't memorized your polyatomic ions yet, you get to step one and you're already screwed. By the last step you'll be owned. And I'll just be going through your test looking at all the ones you got wrong, saying "Owned. Owned. Owned." -
#1394 + ()/27 - [ Report ]
// Group of students talking about Mr. Torbert
A: Mr. Torbert is definitely the coolest teacher ever.
B: Yeah, but I have never seen him in clothes other than a blue shirt and khaki pants.
A: No, I saw him in shorts and a syslab shirt over the summer.
C: Yeah, because the laundromat burned down. -
#3328 + ()/201 - [ Report ]
Elsa: Is vinegar an acid or a base? I think it's a base...
Lab Partner: I think its an acid...
Elsa: Hang on, I'll ask... *walks up to Ms. Chhabra* Ms. Chhabra, is vinegar an acid or a base?
Ms. Chhabra: *Grabs Elsa by the shoulders and shakes her* IT'S AN ACID!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
*both pause awkwardly*
Ms. Chhabra: Now go away. -
#1296 + ()/13 - [ Report ]
// AP Gov
Mr. Kummer: Speaking of the pornography discussion.
*takes off jacket*
Nolan: He says as he takes off his clothes.
Mr. Kummer: Hey! It's hot in here!
Mr. Kummer: In 1991 the Supreme Court ruled that nude dancing does not enjoy full protection under the first amendment. (Barns v. Glen Theatre Inc.)
