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#715 + ()/136 - [ Report ]
SirQuackingston: I wonder what life would be like if we talked in xml....
SirQuackingston: like
SirQuackingston: <reprimand>Bad Dan! Stop getting distracted!</reprimand>
SirQuackingston: <exclamation>I like cheese!</exclamantion>
SirQuackingston: argh, parse error
SirQuackingston: </exclamation>*
TheDanTran: <statement type="sarcastic">that would be so awesome. let's do this from now on</statement> -
#4571 + ()/48 - [ Report ]
// DBQ Question: Analyze the effectiveness of political compromise in reducing sectional tensions in the period of 1820 - 1861.
Mr. Struck: So these are all examples of compromises that helped reduce sexual tens--
Class: HAHAHAHAHA.
Mr. Struck: *bangs head against his cubicle* I MEANT SECTIONAL TENSIONS! -
#4595 + ()/110 - [ Report ]
// The PA system has been making loud noises during a repair procedure. When Dr. Dell leaves the room to complain to someone, some juniors get up on a chair and attempt to disassemble the speaker in the ceiling. Dr. Dell reenters the room.
Dr. Dell: What are you doing?
Juniors: Trying to disassemble the speaker.
Dr. Dell: Go ahead and unplug it.
Juniors: The cord doesn't have a plug, it just runs straight into the speaker.
Dr. Dell: Get out of the way. *Gets on chair and rips cords out of speaker*
Class: *cheer* -
#1646 + ()/14 - [ Report ]
// After Mr. Latimer gave his tech-lab students a lecture on what assignments were due
Mr. Latimer: And your final quiz question is multiple choice. Last night, in the women's college basketball championship, the shot that put the game in to overtime was wha...
Calvin: 3-pointer.
Mr. Latimer: Would you be quiet? Was what kind of shot? A. Two pointer, B. Four pointer, C. Foul shot, D. Three pointer. And fill in the blank: who made the shot?
Calvin: Tolliver.
Mr. Latimer: Good job! You win the magical prize!
Student: Congratulations! You watch women's basketball! -
#493 + ()/155 - [ Report ]
// Francisco hands in chem test long before anyone else is done
Mrs. Chhabra: Fransisco, you didn't do the back page.
Francisco: Yeah, I know.
Mrs. Chhabra: Well, why not?
Francisco: Because I wasn't paying attention when you showed us how to do it.
Mrs. Chhabra: Oh, well that's good. -
#756 + ()/22 - [ Report ]
// During one of Mr. Kummer's stories
Mr. Kummer: Well, it was in the afternoon, and I walked into one of my 'watering holes,' and...
Student: Watering holes? You mean like starbucks?
Mr. Kummer: Um...no.
Someone else: Wait...in the afternoon, like during school?
// Later that class...
Mr. Kummer: Children, it's perfectly possible to sit in your favorite tavern, drink a beer, and not get drunk.
Someone: Any time?
Mr. Kummer: Yes, any time, even in the afternoon. -
#154 + ()/6 - [ Report ]
TheDarkFuzz: and if you told me to multiply them by i
TheDarkFuzz: and put it all over infinity
TheDarkFuzz: to the 0
TheDarkFuzz: and then L'hospital it
TheDarkFuzz: till I got pi
TheDarkFuzz: I would
Dareth8: Oh, well of course you're supposed to be doing that, haven't you been doing that all along?
TheDarkFuzz: Shit.
TheDarkFuzz: ...
TheDarkFuzz: are you serious?
