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// Doing extra credit for Geosystems in the Smithsonian fossils exhibit
A: Look, it says that 3 billion years ago the "basic fish" evolved.  How is it "basic"?
B: Maybe it didn't have many features? *laughs* Yeah, it's Fish 1.0.  What came next, Fish 3.1?
C: Yeah, then you get Fish NT, and after 1,000 years of evolution you got Fish ME.
B: What do we have now? Fish XP?
A: Fishta.
B&C: You win.

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