// Julie is listening to music on speakers
Mom: I don't understand these lyrics.
Julie: Possibly because it's in German?

Tags: julie_thatcher

cpujeff122: kook.
twinofmunin: c.c
cpujeff122: v.v
twinofmunin: >.>
cpujeff122: p.p
cpujeff122: l.l
twinofmunin: egad.
twinofmunin: b.b
twinofmunin: b.d
twinofmunin: BATMAN
cpujeff122: yes!
cpujeff122: p.q
twinofmunin: c.c
twinofmunin: egad.
cpujeff122: dage.
twinofmunin: c.c====
cpujeff122: shifty eyes moving really fast?
twinofmunin: c.c
twinofmunin: shifty eyes shooting laserbeams
cpujeff122: ----->.>
cpujeff122: ooooh.
twinofmunin: see?
twinofmunin: HOBOHLBLOHOBLBLH!   

// On a bus ride
Nathalie: Cameron, can you close that window? It's freezing up here.
Cameron: Well it's really hot back here!
Nathalie: Then take off your coat, you moron!   

Unknown: What if I started my own church about, like, yogurt?

// After many days of Mr. Stueben not returning Dustin's test
Dustin (yelling): Mr. Stueben's eating cheese, cheese, CHEESE!   

// First day of summer school, commenting on how so many of her friends were taking something.
Alexa: Everybody's here! It's like school, only during the summer!

// APCS
Sarah: Woohoo! My program works for powers and mod now!
Sophomore: Let me get you a cookie. *rummages in backpack*
Sarah: You really have a cookie in there?
Sophomore: The closest things to a cookie here are noodles and a diet orange soda.   

Brian Hamrick: If the nth binary decimal digit of pi...

twinofmunin: i was going 70 on the greenway and illix was like "PLEASE SLOW DOWN OMFG WAY TOO FAST IT'S FUCKING SNOWING"
twinofmunin: i lvoe driving
twinofmunin: *love

darkwinggtr: is that an ejaculation to your liking?

// 05/06/08, after experiencing a magnitude 1.8 earthquake with an epicenter just miles from TJ
*BOOM*
Students in Dr. Uston's class: OH SHIT!
*ANOTHER BOOM*
Hanwen Xu: Oh dear... I hope it's not my fault...

Tags: hanwen_xu

C: is r b4 m in the alphabet?
C: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuv... nvm

<qwert> Hi, I found this cool new ubuntu program that I need for my project but it's refusing to work.
<Jack_Sparrow> qwert What is the name
<qwert> Jack_Sparrow: the name is spoon
<Jack_Sparrow> !info spoon
<ubottu> Package spoon does not exist in hardy
<Jack_Sparrow> qwert So it is not from our repos?
<qwert> Yeah.
<qwert> The error says "file too big"
<Jack_Sparrow> qwert Did it say specifically for Ubuntu where you downloaded it
<qwert> Yeah it did.
<qwert> But it keeps saying file too big when I try to run it.
<Jack_Sparrow> Have a link handy
<qwert> No I don't.. sorry.
<qwert> I really need help for this though.. Apparently spoon is too big :(
<Jack_Sparrow> qwert Then I doubt anyone will be able to help..
<qwert> But my spoon is too big!
<Fran89> lol
<Jack_Sparrow> qwert Not from our repos and you dont have a link to it..  = No help
<qwert> I found a link!
<qwert> http://tinyurl.com/5mgdum
<qwert> My spoon is too big :(
<Jack_Sparrow> qwert that is not a link to the file
<qwert> Jack_Sparrow: It isn't? oh sorry.
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Jack_Sparrow
* You have left channel #ubuntu (requested by Jack_Sparrow)

// Counting off 1-6 to be put in groups.
Kirsten: 1
Jane: 2
Tom: 3
Min: 4
Seon: 5
Linda: 6
Emily: 7. No! 6. Wait 1!!

Barney672: angelic sex!
Barney672: how perfect
thetaotao: yes
thetaotao: :)
Barney672: god don't put that in your profile too
thetaotao: ;-)
Barney672: you know
Barney672: i'm just going to keep my big mouth shut

// Nick is doing a magic trick in class using coins
// After Nick finishes using the trick on Jen
Jen: Where did the coin go? *mystified look*
// Nick performs it again on somebody else, and Jen thinks she sees something else between the coins
Jen: HA! I know your devil ways!

Person 1: Hey, did you notice Sherwood shaved off his toupee?
Person 2: *laughter*
Person 1: Oh crap! I'm an idiot...I mean... goatee? No, no, soulpatch!

// 10-24-2006
Brian Herzer: I just realized Dr. Glazer is our principal.

Tags: brian_herzer glazer

mon: can i have your babies
mon: or actually
mon: i dont wanna get pregnant
mon: soo can i have your sperm
mon: minus
mon: the pregnancy

// After realizing something about his program in APCS
David English: I feel enlightened...and enlarged!

Tags: david_english

// TA
Me: Hey A! Wanna here what I wrote for fun?
*says the following code*

NonLatinStudent person = new NonLatinStudent
Discipula me = new Discipula

if(person.insultsLatin())
{
me.hitsWithAShoe(person);
}

A: ...
A: That should be a while loop.

Tags: compsci latin

*loaded lunchbox falls from top of locker*

Person I: Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Person II: *dodges* You know, the scream scared me more than the lunchbox.

A: I can't believe I have a B+ in Chem!
L: Who do you have?
A: I've got *groans and points in the general direction of a classroom*
B: *wallks up* Oh, you've got Chhabra, that sucks.

Tags: chemistry

// After 2008 powderpuff practice all the juniors huddle to cheer..
Hayne Chun: OKAY GUYS, HAYNE CHUN ON 3! 1 2 3 HAYNECHUN!
Julia Alderson: HAYNE. SHUT UP.

Tags: hayne_chun julia_alderson

car: twiz, keep your damn pants on
twiz: i'm sorry, i can't! they keep coming off by themselves, i can't help it!