TJbash.org: Quotes of the Week TJbash.org is a quote repository for TJHSST students. http://www.tjbash.org/qotw Tue, 7 Feb 2012 20:06:43 +0000 comments@tjbash.org #5748 campbell http://www.tjbash.org/5748 http://www.tjbash.org/5748 Fri, 3 Feb 2012 23:52:54 +0000 [+] (+8) [-] [Report]

Campbell: I was watching the hot dog eating contest in Coney Island, which was the first amusement park in the United States. And when this guy beat the all-time winner, the announcer said and I quote "This is the greatest day in American History!"
*Campbell puts hands to face and pretends to cry*
Campbell: *whimpering* That was not the greatest day in American History...

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]]> #5747 majeske psychology http://www.tjbash.org/5747 http://www.tjbash.org/5747 Fri, 3 Feb 2012 23:46:40 +0000 [+] (+3) [-] [Report]

// Discussing Type A and Type B characteristics in psychology
Majeske: So when are you Type A?
Student: When I get to school, I guess.
Majeske: So when you turn on Braddock Road, do you rip open your jacket and display your Type A-ness?
Class: *explodes with laughter*
Class: ANUS!
Majeske: *facepalm*

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]]> #5746 majeske psychology http://www.tjbash.org/5746 http://www.tjbash.org/5746 Fri, 3 Feb 2012 23:43:10 +0000 [+] (0) [-] [Report]

// Discussing the difference between empathy and sympathy
Majeske: There was a woman in Iowa or somewhere in the Midwest, they're all the same. She gave birth to a 14-pound baby.
Student: That's enormous!
Majeske: Enormous?! That's like giving birth to Dumbo! Okay, so who can empathize with the woman?
Student: An elephant?

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]]> #5745 history sacks http://www.tjbash.org/5745 http://www.tjbash.org/5745 Fri, 3 Feb 2012 00:53:29 +0000 [+] (+5) [-] [Report]

Mr. Sacks: ...so since the people had more leisure time due to the efficiency of machines, drinking became more prevalent. Alcohol was viewed as a sort of... lubrication of brotherhood.

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