TJbash.org: Quotes of the Week TJbash.org is a quote repository for TJHSST students. http://www.tjbash.org/qotw Fri, 21 Nov 2008 01:20:11 +0000 comments@tjbash.org #3703 lewis http://www.tjbash.org/3703 http://www.tjbash.org/3703 Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:22:12 +0000 [+] (−1) [-] [Report]

// Discussion of The Kite Runner
Student: Then he put his hand on his shoulder...
Ms. Lewis: He was just looking for an excuse to touch him.
Class: Ooooh!
Ms. Lewis : It's what we call a bro-mance.

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]]> #3701 montgomery http://www.tjbash.org/3701 http://www.tjbash.org/3701 Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:41:04 +0000 [+] (0) [-] [Report]

Mr. Montgomery (on the PA): If you hear your name, come on up to the office. Or down. Or over. Whatever.

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]]> #3698 dell http://www.tjbash.org/3698 http://www.tjbash.org/3698 Wed, 19 Nov 2008 02:29:02 +0000 [+] (+10) [-] [Report]

// After taking a quiz with an error in one of the formulas
Brian: Dr. Dell, I think that because of this, you shouldn't count this quiz.
Dr. Dell: *sniff* *sniff* What's that I smell? BULLSHIT!

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]]> #3695 latimer http://www.tjbash.org/3695 http://www.tjbash.org/3695 Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:27:33 +0000 [+] (−2) [-] [Report]

// In Mr. Latimer's class you need to turn in thinking logs. Student A has been absent and has not turned in a log
A:  Mr. Latimer, do I need to turn in a log the day I was absent?
Mr. Latimer: Well think of what you would have thought about if you were here and turn that in.

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]]> #3693 torbert http://www.tjbash.org/3693 http://www.tjbash.org/3693 Sun, 16 Nov 2008 04:44:33 +0000 [+] (+26) [-] [Report]

// In AI while Mr. Torbert is giving a lecture
// An announcement over the PA declares a level 2 lockdown drill
PA: Will all non-crisis-management security staff please secure the hallways...
Torbert: "Non-crisis-management security staff"? Isn't that like non-instructional teaching staff...?

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]]> #3690 http://www.tjbash.org/3690 http://www.tjbash.org/3690 Sat, 15 Nov 2008 19:07:03 +0000 [+] (+44) [-] [Report]

// Talking to a freshman that plays football.
Freshman: Dude, football gets you so many more girls than crap like "Manchoir" does.
Danny: Does the football team ever have girls come up to them and say, "OH MY GOSH YOU GUYS WERE SO GOOD!!!" No? I didn't think so.

]]> #3686 government http://www.tjbash.org/3686 http://www.tjbash.org/3686 Fri, 14 Nov 2008 03:44:25 +0000 [+] (+1) [-] [Report]

// Discussing obscenity in Gov
Teacher: I'm trying to imagine Fiona naked, and I'm finding it very difficult.

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]]> #3685 torrence http://www.tjbash.org/3685 http://www.tjbash.org/3685 Fri, 14 Nov 2008 01:50:44 +0000 [+] (+16) [-] [Report]

// Mr. Torrence is having trouble with his smartboard.
Mr. T: But I don't want to just touch it there!  I want to be able to touch it all over!
*bursts into song* "Oh baby, touch me in the morning!..."

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