TJbash.org: Quotes of the Week TJbash.org is a quote repository for TJHSST students. http://www.tjbash.org/qotw Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:20:42 +0000 comments@tjbash.org #4751 williams http://www.tjbash.org/4751 http://www.tjbash.org/4751 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:23:29 +0000 [+] (−1) [-] [Report]

*Class is asking the Japanese foreign exchange student questions*
Mr. Williams: How do you ask a girl if she has an STD in Japanese?

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]]> #4750 forbes physics http://www.tjbash.org/4750 http://www.tjbash.org/4750 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:10:07 +0000 [+] (+3) [-] [Report]

// Mr. Forbes is introducing the Van de Graaff generator to AP Physics
Forbes: This has a hundred-thousand volts running through it.  It will kill you, but for me, it equates to slight sexual pleasure.

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]]> #4749 http://www.tjbash.org/4749 http://www.tjbash.org/4749 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:03:58 +0000 [+] (+6) [-] [Report]

// Same day as #4747
// During break between Gov and English most students in the class sign a petition to have class outside
Student: Mrs. MacLean, can we have class outside today? *hangs petition on chalkboard*
Mrs. MacLean: No.
*Fire alarm goes off*
Class: *cheers*

]]> #4748 julia_arthur latin lister http://www.tjbash.org/4748 http://www.tjbash.org/4748 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:18:42 +0000 [+] (+1) [-] [Report]

// In Latin, a random cell phone has just rung.
Ms. Lister:  What IS that?
Julia:  Oh, it's just my calculator.  It rings sometimes.

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]]> #4747 pollet http://www.tjbash.org/4747 http://www.tjbash.org/4747 Tue, 9 Mar 2010 20:05:14 +0000 [+] (+22) [-] [Report]

Student: Mr. Pollet, can we go outside for English?
Mr. Pollet: No.  Some kids might be allergic to bees or sunshine....(goes on about why we cannot go outside)
*fire alarm goes off*
Class: Yes!!!

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]]> #4745 j_rose jad_tabbara physics http://www.tjbash.org/4745 http://www.tjbash.org/4745 Tue, 9 Mar 2010 18:47:49 +0000 [+] (+21) [-] [Report]

// Jad isn't paying attention during Physics
Mr. Rose: Jad, what are you up to? What are you doing?
Jad: Nothing! Physics!
*Mr. Rose takes the book Jad is reading under the desk*
Mr. Rose: What is this, Stephen Meyer, is this good?
Jad: Uh...
// The book is, of course, "Breaking Dawn" by Stephanie Meyer.

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]]> #4744 government majeske http://www.tjbash.org/4744 http://www.tjbash.org/4744 Mon, 8 Mar 2010 16:31:33 +0000 [+] (+3) [-] [Report]

Mr. Majeske: What if this is my last government class ever?
Kennan: You'll never forget us.
Mr. Majeske: No matter how much I wish to.

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]]> #4741 kemp http://www.tjbash.org/4741 http://www.tjbash.org/4741 Sun, 7 Mar 2010 00:53:40 +0000 [+] (−1) [-] [Report]

// In energy systems, Mr. Kemp is looking for a good example of an adapter. He rummages around the classroom and comes back with a hammer.
Mr. Kemp: All good learning experiences start with a hammer!
Class: *breathless expectation*
*Kemp finds a stray adapter and commences hammering*
Class: YES!

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]]> #4739 hum miller http://www.tjbash.org/4739 http://www.tjbash.org/4739 Fri, 5 Mar 2010 18:40:23 +0000 [+] (+24) [-] [Report]

Mr. Miller: I've got a question about the Great Awakening. Isn't that what happens when History class ends?

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