Mr. McFaden: Oxidation is the loss of electrons, and reduction is the gain of electrons. (hands the "electron" to Alla) So what am I doing?
Class: Oxidizing
Mr. McFaden: And what is Alla doing?
Class: Reducizing? Reducitizing?
Mr. McFaden: Say reducing...

Tags: mcfaden

Ted Yokoyama: Hey hey hey, is this a tape recorder in my pocket or am I really excited to see you in a strangely rectangular sorta way?

Tags: ted_yokoyama

// Talking about Mr. Kelly's trip to the Soviet Union
// Mr. Kelly described how things like bubble gum were vary valuable in the Soviet Union
Student: So you traded bubble gum on the black market?
Mr. Kelly:  Yep.

Tags: kelly

// Discussing the book "Bimbos of the Death Sun", which has absolutely nothing to do with either Bimbos or Death Suns.
Eli: Umm... Paige has it. Next time you see her, hit her up for 'Bimbos'.
...
Logan: That did not sound right.
Eli: I never said that!   

// At the TJ science fair, during lunch
Woman: Hello, Jacob.
Jacob (to Dan): How did she know my name?
Dan: Jacob, you're wearing a name tag.

// Is having the domain name 'hardwiki.org' sketchy?
Alexa: Like, as a pickup line.
Lee Burton: Why don't you and I visit my domain... hardwiki.org.

Tags: alexa_silverman lee_burton

Uston: So I remember once there was this girl skiing and then a shark bit her hand off.
Class: Wait, what?

Tags: uston

// During PE, when students were quickly running out of breath from raising their target heart rate...
Gardizel: As you have noticed, your heart rate went down from jogging for three minutes when you did push ups for one. Who knows what kind of exercise this is?
Student: *raises hand* anaerobic.
Gardizel: Correct! Explain this to us.
Student: *goes on about anaerobic respiration she has learned from AP Bio for a few minutes.*
// The whole gym applauds.

Tags: gardizel pe

<Clecky> Results 1 - 10 of about 128 for "drug free canada". (0.27 seconds)
<Clecky> Results 1 - 10 of about 37,100 for "drug free america". (0.34 seconds)

// During Dr. Uston's TA
Dr. Uston: Class! Quiet down! You all are so loud I can't hear my own ears!

Tags: ta uston

// In AP Gov, discussing Habeas Corpus and how police procedure varies by locality.
Mr. Lamb: ...but if you're in Sweedunk, Missouri or somewhere like that, and the sheriff says, "I don't like your types. I'm throwin' you in jail," you can say: "Habeas Corpus! Habeas Corpus! I demand to see a judge!"
Mr. Lamb: Then he'll say, "Sure, my brother Cleetus is the judge. He'll be in later. He don't like your types either."
Mr. Lamb: ...Then you're probably screwed.

Tags: government lamb

Mr. Forbes: You don't train dolphins. You tell them what to do once, and they may or may not do it, depending on whether they feel like it or not. Kind of like TJ students.

Tags: forbes tj

// Josiah brought a water gun to the last day of history for revenge against Mr. McCarthy
Sean: You're lucky this isn't a normal school, or else that would have been a real gun.

Tags: history josiah_boning mccarthy sean_cruz

// In German, B is reading the description of Jesus that he wrote for homework. Everyone else has to guess who the person is.
B: He has brown hair. His father was very good.
G: Wait, is this the guy that went around spraying acid at people in the 60's?

Tags: german

Ms. Schmid: I've never had a student fail the Geoscience SOL. And furthermore, most of them get the Pass Advanced.
Matt Isakowitz: Not only do we know what rocks ARE, we can SPELL IT TOO!

Tags: geosystems matt_isakowitz schmid sol

// While talking about the very liberal World History / Geo textbook which mentions the Israelite "rampage" against the Canaanites
Mr. McCarthy: "It makes it seem like the Israelites were like 'We're gonna pillage and rape and... yeah!!'"

Tags: history mccarthy

// Talking about team teaching
Mr. Struck: I'm not a very monogamous teacher. I've had up to three partners at once.

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// DJ Hamilton smirks about getting a question right in chem
Mrs. Chhabra: Okay DJ, what's the electron configuration of iodine?
DJ: Wha...? Ummm...... (mutters) shit...
Mrs. Chhabra: No DJ, the electron configuration is not shit!

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// Mr. Green is explaining some of the most basic things to be careful about for a big ol' thesis paper due Monday.
Mr. Green: If you're a senior in high school and in AP Lit and your paper is all written in past tense, then I think I will probably give you an F. I mean, that's like coming to school naked. You should know by now that it's not acceptable.
Mr. Green: ...If you have one little past tense verb in there, I guess that would be more like... showing too much cleavage. So I'd probably just take off a few points... I wouldn't kick you out of school.

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// Talking about the Old Testament in English
Student: So Moses and God were like BFFL-s.
Mr. Pollet: BFFL-s?
Class: Best friends for life.
Mr. Pollet: ...
Mr. Pollet: Woot.

Tags: english pollet

xxthec c h a n g: i guess the moral is
xxthec c h a n g: never have sex with exotic birds
xxthec c h a n g: especially if you're a penguin

-> nickname (God) is already in use
-> press (Control+F1) to retry!      

// During a brief grammar lesson
Mr. Williams: So technically, it should be "Everyone is going to eat sardines, and _he_or_she_ will be full," but that sounds retarded.  I mean, "developmentally disabled."

Tags: english williams

Chris: So, I was watching House, and Cameron and Chase are such an attractive couple. I think watching that episode last night is the closest I'll ever get to a three-way.

// Discussing the different moons of jupiter
Mr. Forbes: The moons are named after [Jupiters] daughters, illegitimate or otherwise...
Class: wha?
Mr. Forbes: Yeah you know greek mythology is like an X-rated soap opera. I mean [Jupiter] slept with his daughters, nieces, humans, animals...he was one randy guy

Tags: forbes