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#4369 + ()/56 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Sleete pokes head into classroom door.
// Mr. Struck is mostly bald; Mr. Sleete is also mostly bald but less so.
Chris Reffett: You must be Mr. Struck's _old_ friend!
Sleete: I'm better looking.
Struck: Did you know you have a crop circle on the back of your head?
Sleete: Did you know you have a crap circle on the back of yours?
*Mr. Sleete walks out; Mr. Struck closes the door and puts the black lockdown cover over the window.* -
#4234 + ()/41 - [ Report ]
// Discussing the Great Awakening in APUSH
Sleete: There were some major groups during this time. Those who resisted change were the Old Lights and those that favored change were the New Lights...
Sleete: ...and those that drank a lot were known as the "Bud" Lights
// Class laughs
Student: Really?
Sleete: What? Of course not! That was a joke! Please don't write that on the AP Exam -
#3826 + ()/32 - [ Report ]
// APUSH with Mr. Sleete
// Mr. Sleete makes a horrible pun.
Tejas: Please don't ever tell that pun again, Mr. Sleete. Please.
Deniz: I can feel the grade falling.
Mr. Sleete: I can hear it. EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee... poof.
Deniz: You should give him a dash. (the lowest AP grade)
Mr. Sleete: No, he came in here this morning and told me that he doesn't like Teddy Roosevelt, my favorite president. I'll invent something lower than a dash. I'll call it the Tejas. -
#3742 + ()/64 - [ Report ]
// Talking about Secret Snowflakes in WHG2 with Mr. Sleete (who's wearing red)
A: We should have Secret Snowflakes!
Mr. Sleete: Secret Snowflakes?
B: Nondenominational Secret Santas. Actually, why don't we just call it nondenominational fat guy in red with a big white beard?
Mr. Sleete: ...
Mr. Sleete: That's me. There goes your grade for the quarter... -
#3675 + ()/132 - [ Report ]
// The class is talking about Andrew Jackson's disastrous Inaugural Party
Sleete: Now for example, let's say your parents are going away for the weekend and you decide to have a little party. You only invite 10 friends, but how many do you think will show up?
Class: Like... 200
Student: ... Two.
*student looks down at the floor sadly* -
#3402 + ()/49 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Sleete's class is compiling a list of the most significant events in US history from 1998 to 2008. For fun, they add some "insignificant" events too.
Student: We were going to put "Mr. Sleete receives his first AARP magazine" on the list, but it didn't fall within the decade.
Mr. Sleete: So cruel, but it's true. -
#2805 + ()/95 - [ Report ]
// In APUS, talking about voter turnout
Sleete: You know who I blame for bad turnout? MTV. Back in one election year, they had a campaign: Vote or die. Paris Hilton was one of the spokespeople. Oh, she wore the shirt, and she was in all the commercials... But she didn't vote. Why is she still alive? I'm waiting for MTV to fulfill its obligations. -
#2639 + ()/250 - [ Report ]
//AP US History
//Mr. Sleete talks about funny AP US essays he has graded for College Board
Essay: Okay, I know absolutely nothing about this subject, but there is a really hot girl sitting across from me, so I need to keep writing in order to look smart. I am going to tell you my life story....
