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Dr. Wood: So it was very hot during the Symposium, and this girl took off her coat.
Class: *Not really paying attention*
Dr. Wood: And then everyone gasped...because she needed a bra, but she wasn't wearing one...
Class: !!!
Dr. Wood: So, don't act like the salesperson who sold two things at once, a couch and herself...

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